Humanity is at an all time low when it comes to love. First there’s the damnable institution of online dating, then comes hook-up sites like Plenty of Fish and Tinder thrown in along with a site with the single purpose of helping married people cheat on each other (Ashley Madison). Gone is the seeming need to leave your house or ::gasp:: actually meeting someone in person before moving forward with any sort of relationship. Now if your relationship isn’t working out, you don’t have to break it off with the guy or girl; this nifty little service will do it for you! This isn’t to be mistaken with the break up app (BreakupText) that hit the circuit a couple of years ago. This is an actual company, a business, a money makin’, heart breakin’ hustle.
Sorry It’s Over is a service that will actually break it off with your booski on your behalf. Like any promising business, Sorry It’s Over gives a brief synopsis of the offered services on the “About Us” section of their website that makes their mission pretty clear: “It’s never easy to separate, so let us do your dirty work. Why bother telling your lover goodbye yourself. Who needs the grief and who has the time?”. Who can argue with that logic? Who has the time to tell your lover that its over? Who wants to be a big boy/girl and end the relationship they started themselves? Nah! I’d rather pay you guys! 🙂
Speaking of pay, at the moment Sorry It’s Over is only available in Australia but with growing popularity we can almost expect their business to spread or if nothing else, lead to duplicates. In knowing this, if you feel it in your bones that you’re bad romance isn’t going to last, start saving your money for the break up. Services vary from a text/SMS message from Sorry It’s Over will cost you $5.50 on up to a personal meeting with a Sorry It’s Over representative which will cost you a cool $66.
At one point I thought I was horrible for breaking up with a guy via text message. Sure, it was a little impersonal but spared me the angst of having to deal with him giving me the puppy dog eyes and attempting to come up with a story as to why I was calling it quits. On another occasion I tried the messenger approach and had a friend dump someone for me but this is just a whole different struggle. I’m all for long distance break-ups (don’t judge me) but to hire a service to do it for you is just rude! But hey! Whatever sinks your failing relation-ship works for me I guess!
If you’re in Australia and want to bid your beau farewell but don’t want to deal with the awkwardness of doing it yourself or being the bad guy/girl, hit up Sorry It’s Over and see what they can do for you! #NoLoveLost #NoLoveFound